All about me!
Thanks for stopping by my store! My name is Ashley and I am the owner of SirenLost. Yes! I am a real person and not a giant corporation in China! I make all of my products myself, right here in Wisconsin. I have three daughters (god help me) and a 150 pound puppy. In my free time I like to fall asleep before 9pm.
The goal is to have your products made and shipped within seven days. Often times I am able to complete an order in much less time. Please know that I am the only person making your products. I do not have employees. I am not a giant corporation ran in China. Every product is made by my hands and my hands alone. This is why I say up to seven days to ship. If it is going to take longer, you will receive an email from me. Feel free to contact me at anytime as well. If you need your order by a specific date, please place that in order notes and I will message you indicating if I can or cannot accommodate.
Heart of the Siren
In Greek mythology, the Sirens were dangerous creatures, who lured nearby sailors with their enchanting music and singing voices to shipwreck on the rocky coast of their island.
Today I’ve lured you in with some snarky shirts. Maybe you’re here because you are offended. Maybe you’re here because you enjoy the fact that dark humor is like food and not everyone gets it.
The fact is, you couldn’t resist stopping in.